Diary of Gaurav Chatterjeehttp://chattgaurav.rediffiland.com/Diary of Gaurav Chatterjeeen-usA Tragic SneezeWhile listing by rank of those I must thank,
my brain with emotion agrees.
I remember the host, who helped me the most,
by nicely putting her guests at ease.

She did kind distract, each guest with her tact,
explaining away my tragic sneeze,
(which scattered three trays of spinach souffles
and sprayed each guest with splattered cheese.)

With words of quick choice, in self assured voice,
said, "I put too much pepper in these!"
I said I was sick and leaving so quick,
I barely heard their fading pleas;

"Too bad you must go, we'll miss you, we know.
just like dogs will miss their fleas!"
Our host did insist, "You're sure to be missed
at ALL of my dinners and teas!"

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]]>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:43:36 +0530http://chattgaurav.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/17/A-Tragic.htmlLove PoemThanx to all my friends who want to see me as a poet again.This poem is for them.

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I love you like a cold pint
on a red hot summer day
I love you like a Kewell goal
as Leeds beat Scum away
I love you like the crash chord
played in 'Won't Get Fooled Again'
I love you like a Python sketch
they're all etched on my brain
I love you like the feel of cash
first issued clean and crisp
I love you like a twenty-one
that turns up when I twist
I love you like the nightcap
that sets me up for bed
I love you like the musty smell
that permeates my shed
I love you just like everything
that ever gave me pleasure
so please accept this sickly verse
and snoggery beyond measure

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]]>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:14:06 +0530http://chattgaurav.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/09/Love.htmlI come backHi Friends


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]]>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 18:31:47 +0530http://chattgaurav.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/08/I-come.htmlHappy Friendship DayHi


HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY 2 All My Good Friends





]]>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:21:27 +0530http://chattgaurav.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/05/Happy-Friendship.htmlPappu Paas Ho GayaPAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !


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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!


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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.


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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother' s. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !


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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher ]]>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:14:57 +0530http://chattgaurav.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/31/Pappu-Paas-Ho.htmlNew Trivia FunIn the USA, people eat about 18 Acres of PIZZA in a day.

If u spell the numbers begening from 1, u will rich 1000 before finding letter "A".

Shark is the only fish who can blink with both eyes.

When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, Even your HEART.

]]>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 15:32:35 +0530http://chattgaurav.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/30/New-Trivia.htmlFor all my friends
]]>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:08:34 +0530http://chattgaurav.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/24/For-all-my.htmlThis is my last poeml-Farewell My LoveIs it really true our love is over now?
Can it be time for us to say goodbye?
Too soon, it's much too soon, my love, for me;
You smile with ease, but I can only sigh.

We've shared our lives and given so much love;
I can't believe we're really going to part;
You're moving toward a new life without me;
I'm left with scars upon my broken heart.

Go on now, if you must; I'll get along;
How much it hurts, I don't want you to know.
I'll set you free without inducing guilt,
But as you leave, the silent tears will flow.

I can't be mad; I love you way too much;
I'll hide my sadness now, so you can't tell.
Sweet happiness is what I wish for you;
Farewell my love, I hope that you fare well.
]]>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 13:14:17 +0530http://chattgaurav.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/24/This-is-my-last-poeml-Farewell-My.htmlBefore I Met YouBefore I met you,
I thought I was happy,
and I was,
but I had never known
the rich contentment,
deep satisfaction,
and total fulfillment
you brought to me
when you came into my life.
Before I met you,
I felt a lot of things,
good things,
but I had never experienced
the indescribably intense
feelings I have for you.
Before I met you,
I thought I knew myself,
and I did,
but you looked deep inside me
and found fresh new things
for us to share.
Before I met you,
I thought I knew about love,
but I didn't,
until I met you.]]>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:49:18 +0530http://chattgaurav.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/23/Before-I-Met.htmlMy Giving FriendWe share so much of our lives
Our joy and also our pain.
Without you as my friend,
I just might go insane!

You know what I'm talking about;
You've been through big things, too.
Yet you cheer me when I'm happy,
You comfort me when I'm blue.

Your giving does not go unnoticed;
I'd be lost without you, friend.
What we have together
No one else can comprehend.
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