While listing by rank of those I must thank,
my brain with emotion agrees.
I remember the host, who helped me the most,
by nicely putting her guests at ease.

She did kind distract, each guest with her tact,
explaining away my tragic sneeze,
(which scattered three trays of spinach souffles
and sprayed each guest with splattered cheese.)

With words of quick choice, in self assured voice,
said, "I put too much pepper in these!"
I said I was sick and leaving so quick,
I barely heard their fading pleas;

"Too bad you must go, we'll miss you, we know.
just like dogs will miss their fleas!"
Our host did insist, "You're sure to be missed
at ALL of my dinners and teas!"

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Thanx to all my friends who want to see me as a poet again.This poem is for them.

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I love you like a cold pint
on a red hot summer day
I love you like a Kewell goal
as Leeds beat Scum away
I love you like the crash chord
played in 'Won't Get Fooled Again'
I love you like a Python sketch
they're all etched on my brain
I love you like the feel of cash
first issued clean and crisp
I love you like a twenty-one
that turns up when I twist
I love you like the nightcap
that sets me up for bed
I love you like the musty smell
that permeates my shed
I love you just like everything
that ever gave me pleasure
so please accept this sickly verse
and snoggery beyond measure

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HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY 2 All My Good Friends

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !


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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!


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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.


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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother' s. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !


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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher

In the USA, people eat about 18 Acres of PIZZA in a day.

If  u spell the numbers begening from 1, u will rich 1000 before finding letter "A".

Shark is the only fish who can blink with both eyes.

When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, Even your HEART.